Aries - In your opinion, your pool team really needs your help. Aries are natural leaders and have a hard time keeping their opinions to themselves. It's time for you to step up and show them what you are all about. After all, just because your team captain is a 7 and you are a 3 doesn't mean anything!
Taurus - Taurus' enjoy their possessions and believe it's the source of their power. Now is the time to make that purchase that you have been wanting, a new shirt or cue may be just the thing to kick your game into high gear. There has got to be some reason, other than your skill, that you keep losing! Check out our new UPA Store!
Gemini - Geminis are always thinking, learning and changing. Now is the time to take a close look at challenges with your stroke and stance and make those corrections. After all if it's been fixed for a while, why not change it! Perhaps some lessons at the UPA Pool School?
Cancer - You like to tell everyone what's going on in their games and not really know what's going on in yours. So now would be the time to take out that shirt that you have been ironing between your mattresses and go around to every table in the pool hall explaining why they never win!
Leo - Leos are natural givers. So quit asking for a spot from everyone and start giving one. You can't go on using your friend's gullibility to finance your mystic tanning.
Virgo - Virgos border on OCD! If you really want to drive a Virgo crazy tell them that they have chalk on their face and watch them scrub away at it for hours at a time. That being said, if you really want to know how to clean pool chalk off of your shaft they are most likely the best person to ask.
Libra - Libras are social butterflies and have trouble making decisions on their own. Maybe calling a timeout on the first shot of every game is not really a game winning strategy.
Scorpio - Scorpios sign is water. Because of this you are every pool room owner's nightmare. Now is the time to stop ordering only a glass of water with three lime wedges, a half an orange and 7 olives and then getting upset when the waitress asks for a tip.
Sagittarius - Sagittarius are big believers and explorers, and because of this, refuse to believe that you should ever play safe. After all, if World Champion Efrin Reyes can make that shot, why can't I?
Capricorn - Capricorns are always organized and have everything in order. This is why your team captain never returns your weekly phone call to tell him how he could be a better team captain. After all, you know that a team can't win if everyone is wearing a different colored shirt!
Aquarius - Oddly enough the element for Aquarius is air and not water. Maybe this is why you can never understand that new aiming system everyone is talking about and you have no problem with the implementation of the smoking ban!
Pisces - You like to think of yourself as the hit of the party. This would be great if everyone at the pool hall thought you were too. Some people say one thing and do another. Some people say one thing and do it just for spite. Pisces say way too much and don't care what anyone thinks about it! No wonder that cute waitress doesn't want to talk to you no matter how hard you try.
